Humour: நகைச்சுவை: வாழ்க்கைத் துணை எப்படி இருக்க வேண்டும்?

Humour: நகைச்சுவை: வாழ்க்கைத் துணை எப்படி இருக்க வேண்டும்?

நகைச்சுவையை நகைச்சுவையாக மட்டும் பாருங்கள். வேறு விவகாரம் வேண்டாம்!

மொழிமாற்றம் செய்ய நேரமில்லை. ஆகவே மின்னஞ்சலில் வந்ததை அப்படியே தந்துள்ளேன். மொழி ஆர்வலர்கள் மன்னிக்கவும்

அன்புடன்
வாத்தியார்
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Two things to remember in life:
1. ☝First one : People are not so bad as seen on 'PAN-Card' and 'Aadhar Card'.  ...
And are not so good looking as seen in 'facebook' and 'whatsapp'. 😉

2. ✌Second one :  Men are not as bad as their wives think. ...And not as good as their Mothers think.
☺😄😃😀😊☺
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Male criteria for life partner :  They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and  Work like" Muniyamma" 😘

Females' criteria for life partner  : They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani  & behave like Manmohan Singh.

Dedicated to all couples
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Work Pressure..

Husband continuously on business calls, brings the child home from school and tells his wife,

"He has been crying all the way home. Is he sick or something?"

"No", replies the wife. "He was trying to tell you that he is not our son.
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A small kid asked his mom - Mom - how do you always know how to solve my problems ,??

Mom replied .... well you know God makes us take an exam to be able to know and solve all your problems before we become mummy . Only when we pass the test we become Mom !!!

The kid gave a knowing smile and said - 'I understand... If you fail in the test you become Daddy' !! 😀😀

For all the moms in the world 👍
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Mathematicians will love this

SARDAR... in IIT ✍exam:

Que.         *solve Sin x = 6n*

SARDAR canecelled *"n"* from both sides and proved *Six=6*.

At the end, he added a note:

 _*Don't ask such silly questions. Please maintain IIT exam standards*.
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A King had 5 Wild Dogs.
He used them to Torture and Kill any Minister that misguided him.

A Minister once gave an opinion which was Wrong and which the King didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the Minister to be thrown to the Dogs.

The Minister said, "I Served You Loyally 10 Years and You do this..?

The King was Unrelenting.

Minister pleaded "Please give me 5 days before You throw me to the Dogs"The King agreed.

In those 5 days the Minister " Served the dogs, Caring for them, Washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.

So when the 5 days were up…

The King ordered that the Minister be thrown to the Dogs as sentenced .

When he was thrown in,the Dogs were Wagging their Tails playing with the condemned Minister.. Licking his Feet.

The King was baffled ”What happened to the Dogs? !!!” He Growled.

The Minister then said;” I served the Dogs for only 5 days and they didn’t forget my Service…
Yet I served You for 10 Years and You forgot all at the First Mistake!”…

The King realised his Mistake and Replaced the Dogs with Crocodiles 🐊!!

*Moral* : When Management has decided to finish You ... that's Final. 😁
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*Morning*
Wife asked her husband to give the newspaper ....

Husband: How backward you are? Technology has

developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper ... ???
Take my iPad ....

Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach🙅 .... !!!

Husband faints😑 ...

*Moral:*Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument.
Show your smartness in your office only ....
😛😃😜😄😝😝😝😝
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While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister Arun Jaitley,
‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

Arun

Jaitly shouted, “YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day,

while cutting the hair, he asked Prime Minister MODI,
“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

MODI shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’

Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber,

‘’Are you an agent of Arvind Kejriwal?’’
Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?
Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber:

Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that

helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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How does a Chartered Accountant scold his son?😀😀
You,  a useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will remain ever tallied.
😀😀😂😝
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இவற்றுள் எது மிகவும் நன்றாக உள்ளது?
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வாழ்க வளமுடன்! வளர்க நலமுடன்!