நகைச்சுவை: “அது” எத்தனை வகைப்படும்?

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நகைச்சுவை: “அது” எத்தனை வகைப்படும்?

இப்படிச் சிரித்து எத்தனை நாளாயிற்று என்று என்றைக்காவது கவலைப் பட்டிருக்கிறீர்களா? கவலையை  விட்டொழியுங்கள். உங்களுக்காகவே சிரித்து மகிழக்கூடிய சில விஷயங்களை இன்று பதிவிட்டுள்ளேன்.

சிரித்து மகிழுங்கள். நகைச்சுவை உணர்வு அறவே இல்லாத சீரியசான ஆசாமிகள் பதிவை விட்டு விலகலாம்
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அனைத்தும் இறக்குமதிச் சரக்கு. மின்னஞ்சலில் வந்தவை. நேரமின்மை காரணமாக, மொழிமாற்றம்  செய்யவில்லை.  தனித்தமிழ்  ஆர்வலர்கள் மன்னிக்கவும்.
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A sad love story of an Engineering student

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.

One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot

But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she'd complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her  again.

One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message “I love you too, I'm sorry to hurt you the other day. if u've forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me.” in that book.

But the guy never talked to her.

4 yrs went away and nothing happened..
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Moral of the story
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Engineering boys never open their books!!!
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This is Women brain!!!!

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.

When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you. She  mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.

President Obama then said, "so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant",  to which Michelle responded, "no, if I had married him, he would now be the President"
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Read and Learn

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you  because you are a vegetarian.

Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration !

Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude!

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !

Drinking is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Now, whom to follow and which one to choose ?
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A wonderful example of financial management indeed..!!!

A beggar to another beggar: “I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.”

“How?” The other beggar asked.

First begger : “Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/ -, and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money. The Taj manager called the police man,  and handed me over to him. I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
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அடுத்து உள்ளது இரண்டும் சுத்தமான அசைவ நகைச்சுவைகள்.. அசைவத்தை விரும்பாதவர்கள் பதிவை விட்டுக் கண்டிப்பாக விலகவும். படித்துவிட்டு முகத்தைத் தொங்கப்போடுவதில் பயனில்லை!

துபாய் கண்ணனைப் போல ஆன்மிகச் சிங்கங்கள், இரண்டு தஞ்சாவூர்ப் பெரிசுகள், தில்லி வாசகி ஒருவர், மற்றும் உள்ள தாய்க்குலங்கள் எல்லாம் இப்போதே கண்ட்ரோல் + ஆல்ட் + டெலீட்டைப் பிரஸ் செய்து பதிவைவிட்டு
விலகி விடுவது நல்லது. உங்களுக்கும் நல்லது. பதிவை முழுதாகப் படிக்காமல் வெளியிட்ட வாத்தியாருக்கும்  நல்லது!:-)))))
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எச்சரிக்கையை மீறியும் வருகிறீர்களா? ஒன்றும் கெட்டுவிடவில்லை. இப்போதுகூட விலகிவிடலாம். மீறிச் சென்று  படித்தால், அது உங்கள் விதி. அதாவது விதிக்கப்பட்டது. அதற்கு நான் பொறுப்பில்லை!

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There was this college leaving questionnaire. They were required to fill in the blanks. One was: "If a girl faints,  we must first feel her pu_s_".

Those who wrote 'Pulse' became doctors;

The rest, it is rumoured, got into the Navy.....!!
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Different kinds of Sex

RETIREMENT SEX

Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'

'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'

'Pension sex?'

'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
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LOUD SEX

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, 'I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my  husband climaxes, He lets out this ear splitting yell.'

'My dear,' the shrink said, 'that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is.'

'The problem is,' she complained, 'it wakes me up!'
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QUIET SEX

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife "During a recent lovemaking session,  How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'

She glanced at him and replied, 'You're never home!'
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CONFOUNDED SEX

A man was in a terrible accident, and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for 'small, $6,500 for 'medium, and $14,000 for 'large.'

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife  before he made any decision.

The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and  found the man looking dejected.

'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.

'She'd rather remodel the kitchen.'
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WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary

The husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting You a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.'

'Yeah,' she replies, 'when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At  Last.' '
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WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX

My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, 'This will make you happy tonight.' He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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ELDERLY SEX

One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman.

She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment,  killing him instantly.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.

She began coolly, 'Yes, your honor. I figured that at 92, if he could have sex... He could also fly.'
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உள்ளவற்றில் எது நன்றாக உள்ளது? வெட்கப்படாமல் ஒரு வார்த்தை சொல்லிவிட்டுச் செல்லுங்கள்.

நட்புடன்,
SP.VR. சுப்பையா

வாழ்க வளமுடன்!