நகைச்சுவை: கொஞ்சம் சிரிப்பதால் ஒன்றும் குறைந்து விடாது!

நகைச்சுவை: கொஞ்சம் சிரிப்பதால் ஒன்றும் குறைந்து விடாது!

தினமும் ஜோதிடத்தையே படித்துக் கொண்டிருந்தால்
பித்துப் பிடித்து விடாதா? ஆகவே மாறுதலுக்காக வேறு சில  விஷயங்களையும் படிப்போம். உங்களுக்காகவே சிரித்து
மகிழக்கூடிய சில விஷயங்களை இன்று பதிவிட்டுள்ளேன்.

சிரித்து மகிழுங்கள். நகைச்சுவை உணர்வு அறவே இல்லாத சீரியசான ஆசாமிகள் பதிவை விட்டு விலகலாம்
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அனைத்தும் இறக்குமதிச் சரக்கு. மின்னஞ்சலில் வந்தவை. மொழிமாற்றம் செய்ய நேரமில்லை. தனித்தமிழ்  ஆர்வலர்கள் மன்னிக்கவும்.
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. A friend
    2. A companion
    3. A lover
    4. A brother
    5. A father
    6. A master
    7. A chef
    8. An electrician
    9. A carpenter
    10. A plumber
    11. A mechanic
    12. A decorator
    13. A stylist
    14. A sexologist
    15. A gynecologist
    16. A psychologist
    17. A pest exterminator
    18. A psychiatrist
    19. A healer
    20. A good listener
    21. An organizer
    22. A good father
    23. Very clean
    24. Sympathetic
    25. Athletic
    26. Warm
    27. Attentive
    28. Gallant
    29. Intelligent
    30. Funny
    31. Creative
    32. Tender
    33. Strong
    34. Understanding
    35. Tolerant
    36. Prudent
    37. Ambitious
    38. Capable
    39. Courageous
    40. Determined
    41. True
    42. Dependable
    43. Passionate
    44. Compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. Give her compliments regularly
    46. Love shopping
    47. Be honest
    48. Be very rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?

 1. Leave him alone

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Once a man  went to a Veterinary Doctor in  India  and said:

"Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat  human beings .

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being  and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:  
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.  
I get up in the morning like a horse  
I go to work running like a deer  
I work all the day like a donkey  
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.  
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses  
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.  
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you a Bank Employee?

Man: Yes  !!

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Bank Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me..
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காதலிக்கும்போது: காதலி, காதலனிடம் கேட்கிறாள்:  “யார் ரெம்ப அழகு? நானா? நிலவா?”

காதலனின் பதில்: “உன்னைப் பார்க்கும்போது நிலவை மறந்துவிடுகிறேன். நிலவைப் பார்க்கும்போது உன் நினைவு  வந்துவிடுகிறது!

அதே ஜோடி திருமணத்திற்குப் பிறகு:

மனைவி: “யார் ரெம்ப அழகு? நானா? நிலவா?”

கணவன்: “பெளர்ணமியன்று  நிலவு அழகு. அமாவாசையன்று  நீ அழகு!
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வயதான பெண்மணி மருத்துவரிடம்:  “டாக்டர், வலது கால் எப்போதும் வலிக்கிறது.”

டாக்டர்:   “வயதாகிவிட்டால் அப்படித்தான் இருக்கும்!”

வயதான பெண்மணி (மீண்டும்) மருத்துவரிடம்:  “இடது காலுக்கும் அதே வயதுதானே ஆகிறது டாக்டர்!”
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5.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,  to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good  morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple  minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...

' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed  it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said.  ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration. ''

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

''Now, if this  vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this  Horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat  the remainder.''

The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you  a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning." 
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6.
One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who
unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car.

After wards he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms,
hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, "Honey
please rush to the car and get some chicken.

"Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug." The lady dashed to the
car. What met her eyes? A woman's panty!!!!!!

"Caught, this idiot today" she thought. "You thought you could escape this time*

*round!" She muttered. With all her strength she tore the panty into pieces
and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down.

During all this time' the man had realized his folly and was ready
He was smart enough.

"Now why do you ruin my life?" the lady asked.

"You! Do you realize what you have just done!?" the husband stammered
outrageously "That's the case worth ten million dollars I told you about
yesterday and the panty was the rape evidence."

*What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush
into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!"

Unbelievably the wife was so sorry.

She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband
with a promise never to repeat the mistake.

She wouldn't imagine her husband losing 10 million.

Really who should have apologized?

NEVER GET INVOLVED WITH A LAWYER, THEY ARE NATURAL BORN ............!!!!!
(Fill up the word with 5 letters)
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தொலைபேசி, அலைபேசி, பேச்சு இல்லாத, ஆண்களுக்கிடையே மற்றும் பெண்களுக்கிடையேயான தகவல் தொடர்பு

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ஏழில் எது நன்றாக உள்ளது?  ஒரு வார்த்தை சொல்லிவிட்டுச் செல்லுங்கள்

அன்புடன்
வாத்தியார்
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வாழ்க வளமுடன்!