நகைச்சுவை: இப்படிச் சிரித்து எத்தனை நாளாயிற்று?

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நகைச்சுவை:  இப்படிச் சிரித்து எத்தனை நாளாயிற்று?

இப்படிச் சிரித்து எத்தனை நாளாயிற்று என்று என்றைக்காவது கவலைப் பட்டிருக்கிறீர்களா? கவலையை  விட்டொழியுங்கள். உங்களுக்காகவே சிரித்து மகிழக்கூடிய சில விஷயங்களை இன்று பதிவிட்டுள்ளேன்.

சிரித்து மகிழுங்கள். நகைச்சுவை உணர்வு அறவே இல்லாத சீரியசான ஆசாமிகள் பதிவை விட்டு விலகலாம்
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அனைத்தும் இறக்குமதிச் சரக்கு. மின்னஞ்சலில் வந்தவை. மொழிமாற்றம் செய்ய நேரமில்லை. தனித்தமிழ்  ஆர்வலர்கள் மன்னிக்கவும்.
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See what would happen to the Famous Advertising punch lines of all the big Multinational and National Companies if they start marketing condoms. Also, their product's famous Advertisement lines would fit so very perfectly for their Condoms too, in fact much better than for their existing products.

AMUL Condoms :
"The taste of India"

LUX Condoms :
"The choice of Indian Film Stars for over 50 years"

PEPSODENT Condoms :
"Raat Bhar Dhishum Dhishum"

COLGATE Condoms :
"Yeh Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra"

NOKIA Condoms:
"Connecting People"

MRF Condoms:
"Extra Rubber - Extra Mileage"

KFC Condoms:
"Finger Licking Good"

Moov Condoms:
"Aah Se Aahaa Tak"

MIRINDA Condoms:
"Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage"

MAGGI Condoms:
" Sirf Do Minute aur READY"

DABUR {CHAWANPARASH} Condoms:
"Immunity & Strenght"

GODREJ {Hair Dye} Condoms:
"Kaato, Kholo, Lagaao"

SPRITE Condoms:
"Bujhaye only Pyaas..Baaki all Bakwaas"

TATA SKY Condoms:
"Isko laga dala to life Jhingalala"

THUMBS UP Condoms:
"Taste The Thunder"

COCA COLA Condoms:
"Live Condoms,Sleep Condoms, Dream Condoms but Only Coca Cola Condoms"

ROTOMAC Condoms:
"Sabkuch Dikhta Hai"

CADBURY Condoms:
"Asli Swad Jindagi Ka"

TAJ Condoms:
" Wah Taj, Wah "

MARUTI SUZUKI Condoms:
" The people's Condom "

RELIANCE Condoms:
"Think bigger " (What??)

NESTLE Condoms:
"Everyday"

INDIAN OIL Condoms:
"Extra power - extra mileage"

…and the last but not the least amusing:

POLO CONDOMS:
"The Condom with a HOLE "
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Poor Husbands
    
    Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
     No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
     He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
    
    "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
     but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
    
    A man in Hell asked Devil:
     Can I make a call to my Wife?
     After making call he asked how much to pay.
     Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport..... .... 

A gentleman came & asked him, "How much do you smoke a day?"


Smoker: "Why are you asking such a question?" 
Gentleman replied: "If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours."
Smoker asked that gentleman: "Do you smoke?"
Gentleman: "No."
Smoker asked: "Does that plane belong to you?"
Gentleman replied: "No."
Smoker: "Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine."

[Smoker's Name-Vijay Mallya].
Moral of the Story:- Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
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SEVEN FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE FOR TODAY.
1. Money is not everything. There's also Master card & Visa.
2. One should love animals.They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy, So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
6. Love your neighbour but never get caught.
7. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.

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5.
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE 

Living on Earth is expensive,

But it does include a free trip

Around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
Depends on what side of the

Bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have,
The longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
Didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
Are often much jollier
Than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
With our music still inside of us.

If Wall-Mart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
To only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, some are pretty,
Some are dull, some have weird names,
And all are different colors....but
They all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
Can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
Know that someone

Who thinks you're great

Has thought about you today!..

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