நகைச்சுவை: ஒரு கல்லில் இரண்டு மாங்காய்!

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நகைச்சுவை: ஒரு கல்லில் இரண்டு மாங்காய்!

இன்று ஒரே இடுகையில் இரண்டு பதிவுகள்
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பதிவு எண் 1

நகைச்சுவை: கணினிப் பொறியாளரின் உரையாடல்!

தன் மனைவியுடன், ஒரு கணினிப் பொறியாளர் நடத்திய உரையாடலைக்
கீழே கொடுத்துள்ளேன். தன் மனைவியின் கேள்விகளுக்கு அவர் தரும்
பதில்கள் கணினி மொழியில் உள்ளது.

மொழிமாற்றம் செய்யாமல் அப்படியே கொடுத்துள்ளேன். கணினிச் சொற்களை
தமிழாக்கம் செய்தால் சுவை குன்றிவிடும் வாய்ப்பு உள்ளது. ஆகவே அப்படியே
கொடுத்துள்ளேன். தனித் தமிழ் ஆர்வலர்கள் பொறுத்துக் கொள்ளவும்

இது இறக்குமதிச் சரக்கு. மின்னஞ்சலில் வந்தது!
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .
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பதிவிற்குள் பதிவு.
இது இரண்டாவது பதிவு:
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நகைச்சுவை: பிரபல விஞ்ஞானி சர் ஐசக்நியூட்டன் அவர்கள்
சொல்ல மறந்தது!

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State!

1
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.

3
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

5.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

7.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!

9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

10.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

11.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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